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Funny Quotes About Relationships and Marriage That Will Make You Smile

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While there are perfect moments in relationships, they aren’t always are they seem in the books and movies. Relationships are messy, weird, difficult, and oftentimes very funny.

Funny Quotes About Relationships And Marriage That Will Make You Smile

When relationships go sour, it helps to look at the funny side. Here are funny relationship & marriage quotes that will put a smile on your face the next time you are feeling down over your relationship.

  1. “Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.”—Albert Einstein
  2. “An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.”—Agatha Christie
  3. “I married Miss Right. I just didn`t know her first name was Always.” — David Young
  4. “You know there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!” —Bill Maher
  5. “Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would really have preferred.”—Hugh Payne
  6. “One of the keys to a successful marriage is separate bathrooms. When he enters my bathroom sometimes I’m like, ‘Why are you in here?’ And he’s like, ‘I live here. Can I enjoy my bathroom too?’” —Michelle Obama
  7. “Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.”—Will Ferrell
  8. “My husband says I treat him like he`s a god; every meal is a burnt offering.” — Rhonda Hansome
  9. “When a man and woman marry they become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.” —David Young
  10. “As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.” — Ralphie May
  11. “The happiest marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.” — Samuel Taylor Coleridge
  12. “What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.” — Cindy Garner
  13. “When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” —Prince Philip
  14. “True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.” — Francois de la Rochefoucauld
  15. “Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.” — Pauline Thomason
  16. “Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.”—arroll Bryant
  17. “A man doesn’t know what happiness is until he’s married. By then it’s too late.” —Frank Sinatra
  18. “Only married people can understand how you can be miserable and happy at the same time.” —Chris Rock
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Saitama Inu Crypto: How to buy Saitama

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Saitama Inu Crypto: How to buy Saitama

What is Saitama Inu token

According to Saitama’s website, it is a “community-driven platform” built to promote financial well-being. It intends to do so by helping investors gain control of their finances. Its medium is a token that bears its name and trades under the symbol SAITAMA.

So where does the new SaitaMask fit in? This feature is a smart wallet intended to solve problems that many investors have with decentralized finance (DeFi).

More specifically, SaitaMask will serve as a one-stop shop for investors. Through this feature, investors will be able to buy, sell, swap and transfer crypto assets.

Saitama says the wallet will also include crypto analysis tools.

Beyond this upcoming launch, Saitama has a passive income system in which 2% of each transaction is redistributed to a pool of holders.

This type of model, which rewards investors simply for holding the token, is similar to that of popular Floki Inu (CCC:FLOKI-USD) which proved to be a breakout sensation in 2021.

How to buy Saitama Inu Crypto

Some cryptocurrencies, like Saitama, can only be purchased with another cryptocurrency on decentralized exchanges.

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To buy Saitama, you’ll need to first purchase Ethereum (ETH) and then use ETH to buy Saitama. And to do that, you need what’s called a self-custody wallet.

Here’s how to do that using Coinbase Wallet.

  1. Download Coinbase Wallet

A self-custody wallet like Coinbase Wallet is required to purchase Saitama. Coinbase Wallet is available as a mobile app and browser extension. Download Coinbase Wallet here.

  1. Choose a Coinbase Wallet username

As part of setting up your Coinbase Wallet, you will need to choose a username. This username lets other Coinbase Wallet users easily send you crypto. You can keep your username private, but you will need one to access the account.

  1. Securely store your recovery phrase

When you create a new self-custody wallet, you’ll be given a recovery phrase that consists of 12 random words. The recovery phrase is the key to your crypto, meaning anyone with your recovery phrase has access to your crypto. Do not share your recovery phrase with anyone.

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We strongly recommend writing these down on paper and storing them securely, as well as using Coinbase Wallet’s cloud backup feature.

Remember, do not share your recovery phrase with anyone. Coinbase will never ask you for your recovery phrase. And if you lose your recovery phrase, Coinbase cannot help you access your wallet.

  1. Understand and plan for Ethereum network fees

Fees vary based on how busy the network is, how complicated the transaction is, and how fast you’d like the transaction completed. Plan to set aside some money for fees. Learn more about Ethereum fees here.

  1. Buy and transfer ETH to Coinbase Wallet

If you don’t have a Coinbase account, you’ll need to create one to buy Ethereum (ETH). Learn more about how to create a Coinbase account and buy Ethereum (ETH) here. The way you transfer ETH to your Coinbase Wallet varies depending on whether you’re using the mobile app or the Chrome extension. See detailed instructions here.

  • Use your ETH to buy Saitama in the trade tab
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If you’re using Coinbase Wallet on your mobile phone, you can purchase Saitama right in the app. Tap on Image of Coinbase Wallet App.

Then tap on the “Trade” tab, where you can swap ETH for any token that runs on the Ethereum standard (called “ERC-20 tokens”).

Tap “choose coin” and select Saitama.

Input the amount of ETH you’d like to exchange for Saitama.

Remember to leave enough for transaction fees.

Confirm your purchase and follow the instructions on the screen to finalize.

If you’re using Coinbase Wallet extension, tap the “Convert” button.

Search for Saitama and input the amount of ETH you’d like to exchange for Saitama.

Remember to leave enough for transaction fees. Confirm your purchase and follow the instructions on the screen to finalize.


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Blackberry Phones: Operating System stops working from January 4

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Starting from today, Tuesday, 4th of January 2022, BlackBerry phones will stop functioning as the Canadian firm; now a specialist in cyber-security software, turns off its BlackBerry OS support.

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Blackberry Phones: Operating System stops working from January 4

According to the company, the devices will henceforth lack the ability to receive over the air provisioning updates as the functionality will no longer be expected to reliably function, including for data, phone calls, SMS and 9-1-1 functionality. It added that applications will also have limited functionality.

With heavy competition from the likes of Apple Inc.’s iPhone and Android handsets that are constantly innovating around larger displays, better graphics and wider app offerings to meet market demand during the past decade, the company’s appeal had begun to wane slowly.

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What does this mean?

With the development, owners of Blackberry devices won’t be able to make or receive calls, send texts and use wi-fi or access mobile data. This also affects smartphones running on BlackBerry 7.1 OS and earlier, the BlackBerry 10 operating system and the tablet-based BlackBerry PlayBook OS.

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While blackberry products such as antique Q10 may just serve as a backup for contact number as it ceases to function, only the 2016 Blackberry-branded phones, which were made under licence by Chinese firm TCL, will still work as they use the Android operating system.

What you should know

In addition to the dip in the number of blackberry users over time, the support and function have also sunk. While support for many apps like the BBC iPlayer and WhatsApp was withdrawn from BlackBerry OS devices, YouTube stopped working too on Blackberry not long ago as some apps have also become non-existent for users of the device.

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In 2016, the Canadian company stopped making its own smartphones as it shifted focus to a software-only business thus, licensing its brand and services to TCL Communication Technology Holdings Ltd., which had continued to release devices until its deal ran out in 2020. The TCL devices were powered by Alphabet Inc.’s Android OS and will be supported until August.

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World Human Rights Day 2021 Theme & Date

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Human Rights Day Date

Human Rights Day is observed by the International community every year on 10 December. This is the day the United Nations General Assembly adopted, in 1948, the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

When the General Assembly adopted the Declaration, it was proclaimed as a “common standard of achievement for all peoples and all nations”, towards which individuals and societies should”strive by progressive measures, national and international, to secure their universal and effective recognition and observance”.

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Human Rights Day 2021 theme Theme

The Human Rights Day 2021 theme is “Equality, Reducing inequalities, advancing human rights.”

This year’s Human Rights Day theme relates to ‘Equality’ and Article 1 of the UDHR. Equality means “All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights.”

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